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SATIRE / REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS
All Women Can Be Considered Murderers
Or… A thought experiment on ‘When does life begin’ — so let’s get super reductive and political about reproductive rights
5 min readAug 17, 2022
NOTE: This is a satirical thought experiment of what happens if you go down the rabbit hole of believing that life begins at conception
- I am so very pro-choice
- Yet — my stance on reproductive rights has no standing — it is up to the individual woman to decide what to do with their bodies.
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‘Life’
So, you get pregnant…
[👶] Let’s start with the good things:
[👶] Now, here are some less-than-ideal things:
Now For The Murder Part
[👶] Had a miscarriage?
[👶] If I can’t make the murder charge stick
[👶] Now what?
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‘Life’
As a politician — who is there to do what is right for the people that I represent, I am going to ensure that I implement laws which make it the safest for my newest constituent — that single cell zygote — which is absolutely a person.